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Christmas Captions: You must try some of these in this Christmas Holiday Season

If your heart is filled with the joy of Christmas Festive Energy, then you must have an intention to share this joy with your surroundings. You will not be song conservative that you will not show and share your Christmas holiday joy with your dear and near one. So, We have collected some Christmas Captions to share the feelings.

Christmas Captions



Dear Santa, define “beautiful.”

What happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling is sung way out of key.

May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.

What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.

I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.

Merry Elfin Christmas

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.

 ‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!


Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.

I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

Merry everything and happy always.

Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.

I’m only a morning person on December 25th

Sweater Weather is Better Together.

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What do you get when Santa goes down a chimney with a burning fire? “Crisp” Cringle!

I’d Rather Shovel Sand than Snow.

It is the Season to Sparkle.

“He sees you when you’re sleeping” is incredibly creepy.

When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida

I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder

Drink up Grinches

Christmas Magic is Silent.  You don’t Hear it.  You Feel it.  You Know it. You Believe it.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle

Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.

Christmas is here, bringing good cheer

All is calm, all is bright

If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.

It is the season to sparkle

Make it a December to Remember.

Mistletoe, sunshine and good times

The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.

Let it snow
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.

Baby, it’s cold outside

It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Winter Wonderland

Merry Elfin Christmas.

Let’s Put the Rum in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum.

I don’t know if there will be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.

Maybe Christmas Doesn’t Come from a Store; Perhaps it Means a Bit More.

Seeing is Believing, but Sometimes the Most Real Things in the World are the Things We Can’t See.

I was Cold, so I made an Igloo.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!

Did You Ever See a Talking Snowman?

Sleigh-it in

Thank Goodness for Your Home, the Christmas Tree Fainted.

There are two kinds of People in This World, and I don’t Like them.

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas.

Dear Santa, I Want New Owners.

Maybe Hot Chocolate Wants to be Called Beautiful Chocolate Just One Time.

Christmas Tree O’ Christmas Tree Your Ornaments are History.

Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?

When What to My Wandering Eyes Should Appear…but 10 Extra Pounds on Hips, Thighs, and Rear.
Santa saw Your Instagram Pictures.  You’re Getting Clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

I Hope One of The Elves Brought Xanax.

Smile Like You Mean it.  This is How We Earn Our Presents.
That’s Too Small to Fit a Pony.

Mom Why is This Old Guy Trying to Get in on Our hug?  He’s Creeping Me Out.
OMG!  I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.

Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear! – Elf

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see. – The Polar Express

Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas 
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. – It’s a Wonderful Life

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag don;t worry I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
Too Bad, we can’t gift wrap common sense.

Friends like you make the season bright, Merry Christmas.

To All my Friends Merry Christmas.

Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.

Single Bells, Single Bells, Single All the Way.  Oh, what fun it is to see couples fight all day, hey!
Sweet but twisted.  Does that Make me a Candy Cane?
Christmas is Coming.

Being Related to Me is Really the Only Gift You Need.  Just Saying.

Baby, it’s Cold Outside.

Feast Mode

The Wold Changes When it Snows.

No Matter How Old You are an Empty Christmas Wrapping Paper Tube is Still Fun to Bonk Someone on the Head with.

Hot Chocolate Weather

All I want for Christmas is to Punch You.

Going on Santa’s Naughty List in 3, 2, 1…

Puts Selfie on Top of Christmas Tree Because I am the Star.

Blankets + Fuzzy Socks

Happy Howlidays

Every time a Bell Rings an Angel Gets its Wings.

Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins.

Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year.  Most of the Time. Once in a While.  Nevermind, I’ll Buy My Own Stuff.

I Couldn’t Figure Out What to Get You So, I Didn’t Get You Anything.

Permanently on Naughty List and Loving Every Minute of it.
Ow!  Son of a Nutcracker!

If a Telemarketer Calls Give the Phone to Your Kids and Tell them, it’s Santa.

Being Good for Goodness Sake was not Enough Motivation.
I had the Christmas Spirit Exorcised.

They say Money Talks but Mine Just Wave Goodbye.

May Your Holidays be Filled with as Much Cheer as Your Dosage Allows.

When Someone Asks “Where is Your Christmas Spirit?” is it Wrong to Point to the Liquor Cabinet?
Yippee!  I don’t Have to Use the Alarm Clock Tomorrow.

Swollen Ankles; Natures own Stocking Stuffers.

Last year I asked Santa for the Most Awesome Person Ever for Christmas, Next Day I Woke up in a Box.

Are you Yeti for Christmas?
Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer.  8 More Lives to Go.

Christmas Always is as We Stand Heart to Heart, Hand in Hand.

Friends are Like Christmas Lights.  Some are Broke. Others Just Don’t Work for You and There are Others That Make Your Day Shine Bright.

You Know What I Want for Christmas?  A New Frigging Job.

If There isn’t an iPad Under the Tree, I’m Going Back to Bed.

There’s a Fine Line Between a Hug and a Choke Hold.

You Trimmed the Tree With Snacks Mom, What Did You Expect?

I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas.

One of The Most Glorious Messes in the World is the Mess Created in the Living Room on Christmas Day.  Don’t Clean it up Too Quickly.

Christmas is not an External Event at all, but a Piece of One’s Home that One Carries in One’s Heart.
I’ve Seen Your FaceBook Statuses.

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Christmas is not as much opening our presents as opening our hearts.

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, the gladness of Christmas give you hope and the warmth of Christmas grant you love.

Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance – each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.

Christmas shouldn’t be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone’s angel when they need it the most.

Christmas is a time to reflect on the whole year. A time of renewal and hope, giving, helping and sharing, but most of all, love!

I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem to open their hearts freely, and so I say, God bless Christmas!

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.


I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.

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